As I walked through the front door to the apartment, Antonietta gasped and began laughing histerically. It was only 9 a.m. and I wasn’t expected home until 2 o’clock, but the sudden turn of events caused me to sprint back home during my morning walk to the hospital. I had just experienced my first monsoon-like downpour in Buenos Aires. I was completely soaked from head to toe and raindrops fell from of forehead onto my eyelashes like I was in mid-shower. My dark grey scrubs were the most indicative of how wet I was – every square inch was suctioned to my body with the rain.
The morning began similar to many others. My alarm went off at 7:36, I made myself 2 eggs and a piece of toast for breakfast, thought about what I was going to do after I got off work at the hospital and crossed my fingers that I wouldn’t see anything too gruesome during today’s appointments. I was a little more tired than usual thanks to the incessant cough I was dealing with all through the night, but I stepped into my scrubs one leg at a time and made my way out the door. I crossed Avenida Callao, and taking a look up at the grey morning clouds I thought to myself that it looked like rain was on the way. Past the quiosks and the cab drivers, through the clouds of car exhaust and over potholes and cracked sidewalks, I hung a right at Avenida Gran Las Heras. Walking three more blocks it felt like someone had just hit the dimmer switch, making the city appear as if the sun had just gone down. I glanced above me and saw the clouds I had seen two minutes ago were now dark gray and ready to rain. I continued walking down the busy street and began to feel small drops on my shoulders. Their sporadic presence made me believe they were just drips from the air coniditioners operating 100 percent of the time, and then they became more frequent.
The morning streets of Buenos Aires are littered with street vendors competing for who gets to sell so and so their morning pastry. The swift competition has created an atmosphere of ruthless vendors and prices being offered that leave them with a miniscule profit margin. Needless to say, throwing in the towel for a little bit of rain took me by surprise. It was only a light rain, a mist if you will, but everyone was packing up their breakfast goods into their 1970’s coolers and retreating home. The newspaper stands took down everything that could be in harm’s way, a look above street level revealed the local apartment-dwellers shutting their windows and getting buckets ready for leaks.
Psh. I couldn’t believe that they were all getting worked up over what us Northwest natives would call drizzle. I disregarded their preparations and continued walking to the hospital, silently wishing that they could see what a real rainstorm looks like.
It’s a funny thing: having to pay what you wish for. It’s never really bit me in the butt quite as hard as this before. I hoped that I would make it to the hospital before my wish came true but I unfortunately was not that lucky. The drizzle quickly turned into rain, and then into downpour. The thunder rolled across the sky from one side of the city to the other and lightening was the only thing that brought a split second of light to the streets overflowing with rainwater. Suddenly the lady packing up her croissant stand didn’t seem like such a big wimp, and somehow I was now the one who now looked like an idiot.
Everyone else in the streets was equipped with raincoats and umbrellas while I had nothing but my scrubs. The wind quickly picked up and the rain was being blown in every which direction. No place was left untouched by the rain and left me with the decision of showing up to work soaking wet or not. I still had 15 more blocks to go and the rain didn’t look like it was going to let up anytime soon so I had to make a decision: either go to work soaking wet and leave a trail of puddles behind me or let the rain get the best of me and head back home. The vision of me showing up to the hospital soaking wet was enough to make me choose the latter and I began my 10 block walk back to our apartment. At this point I was literally the only person without rain gear. I had nothing but my extensive Northwest rain experience to cope with the great flood that appeared to be happening.
Many people’s first instinct in this situation would be to get undercover and minimize direct contact with the rain, but I chose otherwise. I stood in the middle of the sidewalk waiting for the cars to stop with the rain coming down all around me. There was cover five feet away but I didn’t want it. Entrances to coffee shops and quiosks were crammed with people seeking cover; already soaking wet and loving the rain, I didn’t even think to take a step in their direction. As I walked on the air became filled with “Dios mio!” and “Aye MamÃ!”, each person I passed being shocked that I was so wet. I couldn’t help but laugh at what I must have looked like but I didn’t care. Every drop that hit me was a reminder of home and I loved it.
No rain story would be complete without the cliché “step in the puddle” story, but I must apologize that this did not happen to me. I stepped in a river instead. I had no other way to get onto the sidewalk, and getting hit by a bus didn’t sound particularly enticing so I decided to jump it. The rainwater lined the sidewalk for 100m both directions, was five feet across, a foot deep, and covered most of the walkway.
Anyone in my immediate family will be the first to let everyone know that I’m not the most talented person when it comes to anything that involves jumping. Jump rope, jumping pictures, jumping up to reach things. You name it, and if it involves my body having to leave the ground I am probably terrible at it. For example, there’s this pull-up bar in my dad’s shop that I have only been able to reach on few occasions. I’m a little under 5’9”, the bar is about at eight and a half feet. With full extension of my arms, I have about 6” of clearance between the tips of my fingers and the bar, maybe less. Yet, the whole idea of jumping from a standstill does not sit well with me, and I cannot reach it. I just shrug and say “that’s why I play soccer” but it has not stopped me from being the butt of every joke that involves jumping. “What??? Erica took a jumping picture???” “I didn’t even know you could jump high enough to jump rope!” “I’ll give you $5 if you can reach the pull-up bar right now.” Yeah, yeah… haha…. very funny family….
With all of these comments rattling around in my head I took a few seconds to pump myself up for my big jump, all the while I had a smile on my face and wished there as someone here to see me right now. Rain everywhere, soaking wet, dressed in scrubs, about to jump a river. I checked for cars and took a few steps into the street to give me room to take a few running steps, looked to make sure there was no one around and jumped. I was so sure I was going to cross that darn thing. My right leg landing in the water proved otherwise. Yep. Didn’t quite make that one. Up to this point my shoes were the only thing that were semi-dry but they quickly joined the rest of my wardrobe in the “just took a shower with my clothes on” category. I can’t say I’m surprised that I didn’t make it across the 5’ stream of water, but I would say that I gave it a valid attempt. Had I been wearing any other shoes I would have been outraged that I just soaked my sneakers in 3 weeks of accumulated city pollution, cigarette butts, and fernet; but those ugly things are hitting the trash within seconds of me walking out of the hospital for the last time. Not only did I intentionally buy them so I could throw them away down here, but they are heinous. Seriously. They’re almost amusingly ugly.
The rest of my walk back to the apartment was met with more and more rain. Walking alone, I was laughing to myself at how much I had missed the rain and at how it didn’t even cross my mind to seek shelter. I had wished that these people would see a real rainstorm, but I think I got more than I bargained for.
Despite the wet clothes, not enough money on me for a cab ride, and shoes that will most likely be wet when I need to wear them tomorrow, I would still disagree with someone who tried to convince me that today was going to be a bad day.